its the same qayyum..

qayyum : how r u yang?

me : been great..u?

qayyum : i dmam!!

me : aik lps bday dmam tros?

qayyum : birthday?

me : bkn bday u ke dis month?

qayyum : otak u..haha..

me : aik..no ke?bkn u ckp bday u bln 11 ke?abs bday u bler?ahahahaha..damn2..

qayyum : bodo u..bln 9..

me : ea..bkn 11 ea?ahahaha..mati2 i igt 6.11..damn..damn..damn..bodo u..

qayyum : i bodo?t0ng0ng..

me : i plak tongong..ngok laa u nie..dmam2 bley ckp i dmam..

qayyum : ha?lg i xphm..u kt mana nie?

me : shit not dmam..mksd i tongong

qayyum : 2 la trpksa ckp sbb u tongong sgt..haha..

me : i kt umah my sis..trpkse ea..damn..ahaha..u kt mne?

qayyum : i kat umah nenek..buat ape kt sana?bila nk kawen ngan i?ahakz..

me : ahahaha..owh dmam2 suh nenek u jg plak..bler nk kawen ngan u?now laa..bley?

qayyum : haha..cucu paling hndsome mstila dier jge..astaghafirllah..haha..bodo i ckp btol2 nie..haish

me : ewww..handsome?haven't u look into the mirror?u purpose,i kawen laa ngan u..

qayyum : ok2..i purpose eh?k2..ehem2..Jom kawen ngan i!!

me: jom!!!lalalala..

qayyum : skang2!!

me : ok2..u dtg kl ea..my mom dh bg green light tu..

qayyum : okay.bodo!bf u sihat?

me : ahahaha..my bf?who?

qayyum : bkn u ade bf ke?

me : dh break laa silly..

qayyum : dgn spe?

me : i dh bgtaw u laa..wan..

qayyum : owh yea..bila break?

me : last 3 weeks..

qayyum : oic skrg nie u tga cr bf laa nie?

me : nope..i nvr search for it..im waiting for it..

qayyum : i ada calon utk u..amcm?nk try?

me : who?

qayyum : biar i describe dier dlu k..dia bley tahan..xtipu..rmai org sng nk kwn dgn dia..

me : spe?u describe yg baik2 dye je..yg negative part xde ke?

qayyum : ok dia pn skrg l0nely..4 me dia xde prinsip..2 je..

me : xde prinsip?wat do u mean?

qayyum : cam susa nk wat kputusan laa..

me : owh..i c..who is he?

qayyum : brminat x?

me : mcm iklan laa plak..ahaha..ckp laa dlu spe..

qayyum : ada la..plus dia sexy..siyes ow..

me : ye ke?wow!!i nk..spe2?

qayyum: babi gatal..kras gle bdn dia..nice shape..

nana : ye la..spe dye tongong..

qayyum : aik?gersang da?ahakxz..

me : gersang?ewww..cpat laa spe?

qayyum : nk no. or nk jmpe dye?

me : i nk taw spe dye..

qayyum : kwn i laa dol..di org t'ganu..xslap i nme dia apai.. i crkn apai 4 u,k..tp u kne tlg i sumthing k?

me : ptot laa baik sgt..cheh nk tlg pe?

*then he called me*

p/S : miss incik qayyum..dh lme xjmpe:D

nk sgt gamba..amik ko gamba..

my blog have loads of pics..

npe upload byk2??

sbb rmai komplen "eh npe blog ko gamba skit je..?"

nnt ade plak tnye"eh gamba mne gamba"

hah..amik ko gamba..

nk lg??byk ag gamba nie..

ahahahah..

lots of love,

nana

the nigerians

i have issues with nigerians..

nigerians keep asking my num..

wtf..

get a life laa..

urghhh...

Why I Hate Nigerians(Guys)

1. smells like dead cow..

2. mereka bernafsu kuda..

3. all they can think of is sex..

4. big fat liar..

5. suke ckp besar..

(last time i met nigerians at one utama,told me that he is a Datuk..yeah right..A Datuk using kete kncil buruk je..pfftt..wtf)

6. super duper gatal..

wrapping this up..

I Friggin' Hate Smelly Nigerians

lots of love,

nana

my house was opened..

3.10.2009

my Hari Raya open house@house warming..

it was tiring but quite fun..

around 100+ came t my house..

my dearest frens came too..

the food??

there's nasi minyak,laksa,ayam msak kicap,sambal ikan,kari daging,ketupat,puding roti with castard,etc..

started : 3pm

ended: 11 pm

YM Selangor 1 members

ejoy_landak

s3tan_m3ng0ng

saigon

mank0k_ayun

budak_jalanan

gaara

tyco_m

krool

hazry_ptr

cutebubub

fafa_arie

tina

shinchan_ieka

blacan_hangit

starzie

dark_vearn

littlestarclick

sifu

butterflies_hurricanes

thanks for coming..

i cant love u more

xoxo

lots of love,

nana

the ugly truth

im a fan of katherine heigl..

hell yeah..

on 25th sept 09

me,my adek:tyka,abby,my akak:eila,my kazen:pah n "him" went to midvalley..

me n him got some probs..

bodo laa him..

we dh lme xjmpe..

dh jmpe nk mrh2 plak..

lepuk kang bru taw..

so the whole day quite suck big time..

neway..cter the ugly truth mmg best...

walaupn xsnonoh tp klaka thap dewa..

i love katherine heigl..

but im wondering..

most of her movies need her to be naked..

y??

neway..dat day was suck..

he was mad at me the whole freakin day bcoz i was on the fon with ajim for 10mins.

ckp fon ngan ajim je pn..

xkn nk ltk plak kot kan..

(ajim pegi pd ngan akie n ewan..uwaaaa..jeles nih)

dye ckp i xrespect dye..wtf..

god..nk ckp fon dpn dye pn xbley ke..

lps dh habis,dye buat mke

then he drove his car to puchong to fetch tyka..

mse on the way tu sume senyap je..

bler dh ade tyka..start blik bisingg..ahaha

tp dye diam je..lantak laa

tyka:kak..ko g laa pjuk dye..

me : ahh..watpe??ak xslh pn..

tyka: korunk gado npe?

me : dye mrh ak sbb ckp tepon ngan ajim..

tyka: laa itu je..ala kak ko ngalah je laaa..

me : wohooo..bnde kcik dye nk mrh2,lantak dye laa..

tyka : ala kak..xske laa jln2 gado cmni..

me : biar la kt dye..dik ko jln ngan ak..

then we jln2..

"him" dok blakang..diam mcm org pkak..

kje dye haritu = mrah sume org..

ajak mkn skali pn xnk..

sheesh..

menyakitkan hati btol..

then time nk blik..

pnat nk pjok..

tgk2 mcm shithole..

then dye mrh tyka..

sbb ajak abby xgtaw dye..urghh..

watever laa..

then mse on the way blik dr antar abby nk nk pegi bukit bintang,tayar kete boco plak..

adoiii..kesialan berganda..ahaha..

then mse kt bkit bintang we dh ok=D

then we survey phone..

sbb he sed he want to give me new fon as a present for my bday..

ehehe..

then mse blik i got my goodnight kiss=D

thanks ea mr.B sbb bwk i jln2..

next time bwk lg..ahahaha..

xoxo

lots of love,

nana

raya!!!boringnyeee.....uwaaaaa:((

kenapa boring??

sebab xde sape2 kt kmpg

mne abg n akak??

good question..hurm let see..

abg = rumah mertua kt sabah

akak = rumah mertua jgk kt taiping

owh mne ur pakcik2 n makcik2?

ami chaq n paman ade..but amiteh xde..so there's no fun at all..

but at ami chaq house best laa..we bkar2 satay..

abg subri pnye satay is the best..

but today sket prot bagai nk gler..

coz semlm mkn byk..

lemang n rendang..my favourite..

then got laksa..

pulut kuning lagi..

then nasi tomato lagi..

wow!!!!

how can human being resist this..

anyway my bju raya dis year kaler kuning mcm raja pkai tu..

mse pegi istana tue dh mcm ank raja perlis dh..ah

ahaha..

anyway raya thn nie mcm xde spark pn..

mcm xbrape nk raya sgt..

but i am looking foward for raya haji..

ade gathering the whole family from my mom side..

korban 2 ekor lembu..

sekor utk kteorg n sekor lagi sedekah kt ank2 yatim..

buat satay...wuhuuuu..i like...

can't wait..weheee!!

bju raya1..

yg kaler ijau lom siap..ekekeke..

lots of love,

nana

bad Kanye!!!

and the award goes to...

Taylor Swift!!!

taylor : thank you....bla bla bla..

kanye west get on the stage n grab the mic form taylor..

kanye: i'll let taylor have her moment after this but beyonce's video is the best of all time..

taylor : *speechless*

wtf kanye???

she's 19..

u ruin her her moment..

take my middle finger kanye

,,!,,

lots of love,

nana